前幾個禮拜, 一位年近四十歲的朋友, 寄來以下的這篇短文.  她說這是美國CBS “60 Minutes” 電視節目裡的”雜事評論人” Andy  Rooney 所講的話.  我一向喜歡Andy Rooney. 他老人家已經八十九歲了.  評論起事情來既真切又幽默.   以下是他對40  歲以上的女人的看法... 也許能博君會心的一笑!

這是寫給四十歲以上的女孩… 也寫給即將四十歲, 和害怕進入五十歲, 甚至六十歲的姑娘…  這同時也是寫給那些懼怕四十歲以上女孩的男人!!
      隨著年齡增長,我越來越瞭解40歲以上的女人之可珍惜之處。
     

讓我來告訴你們其中的幾個原因。
      40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒,然後問你:你在想什麼啊?
      她才不在乎你在想什麼啦。
     

40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽,她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。
      她會去做她想做的事、通常是更有趣的事。
     

40歲以上的女人對自己有足夠的了解,
      她們知道自己是什麼, 也知道自己在做什麼.
      她們知道自己需要什麼, 也知道要從哪裡得到自己需要的東西.
      幾乎沒有40歲以上的女人會去理你可能對她的想法或是她在做什麼.
     

40歲以上的女人高雅自持,
      她們極少會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大聲吵起來。
      當然,如果你罪有應得,她們會一槍把你給斃了(可能的話)。
      熟女不會吝於讚美 (雖然這些讚美通常不是實至名歸的 ),
      因為她們親身體驗過沒被珍惜的滋味。
     

40歲以上的女人有足夠的自信,
      她不怕把她的女性朋友介紹給你認識,
      年輕的女人, 連她最好的女性朋友也不願介紹給你認識,
      因為她不能信任她的男伴會不會去喜歡上別的女人.
      40歲以上的女人不會去顧慮到你會不會去喜歡上她的女性朋友,
      因為她知道她的女性朋友絕不會背叛她.
      女人年紀越大越通靈,
      你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人認錯,
      她不用你說就知道了.
     

 40歲以上的女人擦上了鮮紅的口紅很好看,
      這對於年輕的女人就不然了.
      只要你能夠對一兩條皺紋視而不見,40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感多了。
      熟女直接又誠實,
      你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意,
      如果你是個混蛋,她們會直接又很快地告訴你。
      是的! 40歲以上的女人實在有很多優點。
     

可惜……
      可惜,40歲以上的男人則完全不是這麼一回事了。
      相對於每一個聰敏, 性感、迷人的40歲以上的悄熟女,就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男,厚臉皮地跟那22歲的美眉調情。
      女士們,請容許我在這兒跟妳們鄭重地跟妳們道歉:
      那些男人居然說”能夠喝免費的牛奶,為什麼需要買頭母牛回家”
      這實在是太搞不清楚狀況了。
      今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚。
      為什麼呢?
      因為她們終於發現不需要為了一點香腸,買了整隻豬回家!

 

"This is for all you girls 40 years and over.... and for those who are
      turning 40, and for those who are scared of moving into their 50's...and
      60's....and for guys who are scared of girls over 40!Andy Rooney says:
      As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. Here are just
      a few reasons why:
      A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask,
      “What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
      If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around
      whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually
      something more interesting.
      A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is,
      what she is, what she wants and from whom.
      Few women past the age of 40 give a hoot what you might think about her or
      what she's doing.
      Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you
      at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if
      you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can
      get away with it.
      Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what
      it's like to be unappreciated.
      A woman over 40 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women
      friends.
      A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because
      she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 40 couldn't care
      less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends
      won't betray her.
      Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a
      woman over 30. They always know.
      A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true
      of younger women.
      Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her
      younger counterpart.
      Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you
      are a jerk, if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder
      where you stand with her.
      Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately,
      it's not reciprocal.
      For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40+, there is a bald,
      paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some
      22-year-old waitress.
      Ladies, I apologize for all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you
      can get the milk for free."  Here's an update for you.
      Now 80% of women are against marriage, why?
      Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a
      little sausage.

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